xbreadxloserx ([info]xbreadxloserx) wrote,
@ 2005-09-28 10:46:00
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Current mood: should i hit this?
Current music:only fucking music

application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name: Christopher Weller
Age: 17
Location: my pants.
Sexual Preference: Fucking hot women
Height: 511
Weight: 125
Body Type: dead fuckin sexy
Eye color: hazle- yeah that's sexy too.
Hair Color: blonde, but i dye it black cause i'm core.
Favorite Bands: fucking you in the tits.
Favorite Movies: watching our sex tapes.
Why Are you Applying?: because i think i fit the mold.
Favorite food: pussy
Religion: fucking.
Smoke?: i only smoke your kooch
Drink?: i only drink vagina juice
Drive?: i drive it in.
One special thing about you: my penis, it's like asia
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? not yet bitches.
Why do you like me? your bod.
Do you think we would last longer than 3 months? fuck noo.
Do you even know me? hope not
What do you think might impress me? the way i fuck
Do you like animals? ---> my penis?
Can you read, write, hold a conversation? conversation?
Does the site of blood make you faint? only monthly blood, we are talking head week.
What do you do for a living? fuck hot women
Do you believe in taking chances? only if we are talking, ok so this bitch comes up at a get down and she's like "we could be" and then you notice her hair smells kind of funky, but her tits are just legit, so you think hmmm? and they you are like "FUCK YES"
Have you ever got caught masterbating to bad 80's music? hahahaha, i can't be stupid about this one.
Have you ever given a blowjob? if answer is yes please give full details. yes, i have given head many many many times, and everytime i want to shoot myself, because if the girl doesn't come right away it's like swimming in new orleans after katrina.
Have you ever had sex with any types of food ie. fruits or large meats of sorts? i have had lots of sex with women.
How long do you think it will take for me to hate you? probably the first time i smack you when you talk after sex.
Do you think I will ever love you? you will love me more than anything else in the world.
Do you think we are compatible as of this moment? my dick is not in you so no, but otherwise yes.
Do you just want to use me for sex? fuck yes.
Do you think that I will just use you for sex? and if so are you alright with that? fuck, fuck, fuck, yes.


so, do you want some of this shit? i just filled out the application. better hit that shit nigga.




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[info]oldmanmarley
2005-09-29 12:51 am UTC (link)
you're going to grow to be the filthiest old man in the history of filthy old men

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